People Are Shocked By What The Hamburger Helper Looks Like Under His GloveGet the Full StoryI AM SO SORRY FOR THIS.
Like any good millennial, you're definitely familiar with the world's most famous sentient meat-loving clown hand, the Hamburger Helper.
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Tumblr even got involved, because this is way too important a matter to be limited to one social media platform.
That's right, there's a whole human body inside the Helper, complete with FOUR HUMAN-Y ARMS.
Not to mention a crotch where its mouth is???
Join me in waking up in a cold sweat at 3 a.m. and pondering this for the rest of this week!
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