Open Post: Hosted By The First Picture From The “Roseanne” Revival
Get the Full StoryAll together now: WHERE ART THOU FUCKING CRYSTAL?29 years ago today, Roseanne debuted on ABC, and… wait, hold up for a second. I have to buzz my nurse to bring me a fresh big boy nappy along with my lunch of blended peas porridge. I made a poopy in the diaper she put on me this morning. And yes, I’m writing this from a nursing home since I’m old. I’m “I remember watching Roseanne’s pilot episode” old.
Yesterday, ABC celebrated the 29th anniversary of Roseanne’s birth by tweeting pictures from a table read for the revival, which comes out next year. From left to right is: the legendary Laurie Metcalf, Roseanne, D.J. Conner, the little girl who plays D.J.’s daughter, someone I don’t know, executive producer Whitney Cummings yes, she’s an EP for some reason , another someone I don’t know, the Beckys, John Goodman, Sara Gilbert, Darlene’s gender creative child, and some others I don’t know. David played by Johnny Galecki is still “in talks” to join them all. And I’m assuming that in the picture above, John Goodman is covering his nose from a butt burp pooted out by one of the Beckys. Becky #1 totally blamed it on Becky #2 and vice versa.
Here’s another picture shared by actress Emma Kenney who plays the grown-up Harris Healey aka Darlene and David’s daughter :
roseanneonabc is coming back to abcnetwork and im SO EXCITED AND GRATEFUL TO BE APART OF IT heres a bts from our first read thru! pic.twitter.com HKGpW1sW8t
— Emma Kenney EmmaRoseKenney October 17, 2017
There’s something really, really off about these pictures. It’s weird how they’re all happy and smiling when the regular cast is incomplete! I already mentioned Crystal, but where’s Roseanne’ uppity cousin Ronnie played by Dame Joan Collins , Nancy played by Sandra Bernhard , Beverly played by Estelle Parsons and Morgan Fairchild?! How can they all agree to do that shit without those highly important five characters? I guess a check is a check. Scabs!
Pic: RoseanneOnABC
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