19 Things You'll Understand If You Just Really Fucking Love CostcoGet the Full StoryA hotdog and drink with unlimited refills for under 2? Am I dead? Is this heaven?
You've mastered the art of pushing your cart while eating everything you grabbed from the food court.
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And you're a pro at balancing your drinks in the perfect position so they don't spill while you shop.
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Because even though the lines to get into Costco can sometimes be wild...
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...you know the queues to get food are basically hell on Earth.
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So you've learnt to buy food when lines are short and just settle with playing cart Tetris as you shop, to save yourself time.
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Or when you have the time and can find a seat, you treat yourself with a full-on feast that only costs you like... eight dollars.
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But no matter how much you try to avoid it, you're still not immune to a sauce and toppings spill.
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You're really no stranger to a little boot rearranging after a Costco trip...
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...because your receipt is always, like, half the length of your body.
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You're constantly buying things you don't need because it all seems so much cheaper in the moment.
"Four heads of broccoli? When DON'T I need that many greens?!?!"
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Or you stock up on items because you're sure you'll need them in the future.
"I love fresh breath. Of course I'll use 16, 50-packs of mints in the next six months!"
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But you've also become unfazed by some of the extravagant things that would have once grabbed your attention.
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Except for the coffins by the exit. They always make you stop.
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You're still pretty amused whenever the big, giant teddy bears get put on display again.
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And you're always in awe of all the super-sized versions of all your favourite things.
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Spinning the onion dispenser is easily one of your favourite parts of a Costco trip.
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Because the only thing better than the onions are all the free samples.
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Which you're not ashamed to hoard as you roam the aisles.
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And while you always try to cull all your unnecessary cards, you know your Costco one will never go anywhere.
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