I Asked Twitter To Re-Cast "Lady Marmalade" For 2018 And It Nearly Started A Gay Civil War

Get the Full StoryWho would you pick?

Everyone knows the "Lady Marmalade" cover of Patti Labelle's classic from Moulin Rouge is ICONIC and basically the official national anthem of thots everywhere. Mya, Xtina, Lil Kim, and Pink did what? They did THAT.


Anyway, as a homosexual, some of my favorite things in life include arguing which Jonas brother is the hottest, watching Barefoot Contessa reruns, and causing national weather disasters.


OK, now your turn. Who would YOU dream-cast in a 2018 version of "Lady Marmalade"?