Apparently Ketchup And Mustard CAKE Is A Thing And I'm So Sorry

Get the Full StoryGod has forsaken us.

Friends, neighbors, countrymen, gather round, for has come to our attention that some horrible baby genius has created something called a Ketchup and Mustard Cake and we NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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Yes, ketchup and mustard, the two unholiest of pals, have come together to form an ostensibly sweet, cakey treat. I am nauseated.

The full recipe is here, if you dare.

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The cake contains a fuckton of ketchup half a cup, actually.

BTW, that's ketchup being tossed cavalierly into a mass of eggs and brown sugar. R U OK?

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And get ready for this one and a half cups of mustard for the icing.

I'm ded.

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Yeah, that's mustard being blended into softened butter right there.

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So how does it taste? WELL. One brave office full of people actually decide to try it themselves and the results weren't terrible, supposedly.

Then again, this might just be a plant from Big Mustard or Big Ketchup, who knows.

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Here's the full, unbridled recipe for your amazement shock awe.

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