Jennifer Lawrence Is Having A Dry Spell, And STI Fear May Be To Blame

Get the Full StorySigh, it seems like only yesterday when I wasn t such a Grandma Gay and spent most weekends trolling for D on Saturday and taking some preemptive penicillin on Monday. Alas, Jennifer Lawrence thinks it s a time to seek shelter since she s a germaphobe and basically is

The Sun nabbed a quick interview with Jennifer Lawrence, and she claims, I m all bark and no bite. Whaaaat? You mean, Miley Cyrus was right all along?! In this case, Jennifer says she tries to play like she s the cool single gal out trolling for D, but she really just spends her nights rocking in a corner afraid of all the STIs waiting to latch onto her loins.

Jennifer says that she’s a germaphobe so most of her dates are with her most reliable boyfriend Pinot Grigio:

I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends. I talk like I like it, but I don t really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous.

Girl, you re doing dick wrong it s only dangerous if they re pierced and even that can be fun or so I ve heard . She tries to say her germaphobe ways are what is driving her fear of the Big D and even says she hates shaking hands and goes so far as making sure her boyfriends are given a once-over by the doctor before they sex her. As you might expect, the hurdles have meant she s going through a bit of a dry spell:

I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time. I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there.

Not that I m a doctor, but loosen that collar, JLaw, and live a little if you want a man back at your nethers! Even if you don’t walk away with a nasty case of syphilis, the pre-boning physician visit does seem to strip away a bit of the romance away from canoodling. Half the thrill of a new relationship is the anxiety of waiting for the results of those early blood tests.

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