Hot Slut Of The Day!Get the Full StoryYang Dan, the ageless weather-presenting wonder from China!
Yang Dan is a 44-year-old meteorologist for China’s state broadcaster CCTV, and I’m assuming that at least once a day, she tells the viewers, “It’s currently sunny with a 100 chance of serious shade from you jealous raggedy hags hating on my youthful beauty.” CCTV put together a video for International Woman’s Day celebrating their long-reigning weather queen, and the video went viral in China, because everybody was toasting to her achievement of being in the weather TV game for over 20 years. No, it mostly went viral because everyone’s blown minds hit the wall over her looks barely changing throughout the years. Focusing on what’s truly important on International Women’s Day!
Yang Dan made her CCTV debut in 1996 when she was 22 see: screen shot on the left and is still delivering the weather news for them today see: screen shot on the right . Bored Panda says that CCTV delivered the supercut of Yang Dan throughout the years with this caption:
Many web users have grown up watching her show. They marveled why they have grown older but she hasn t. What s more? It appears she is younger and younger.
She’s now been declared the “ageless goddess” of China.
As for how Yang Dan became the poster beauty for “Asian don’t raisin,” I’m guessing it’s a mixture of moisturizing her face skin with the distilled blood of children, studio lights and not letting her face skin get touched by a wrinkle-making sun ray since the mid-90s. Or maybe there’s a wrinkly portrait of her hanging in the same attic as Keanu Reeves’ portrait. And not only is Yang Dan an ageless wonder, but she can also work the threads off of any power suit.