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Get the Full StoryDawkins, the monkey who got San Antonio International Airport twisted up yesterday afternoon when he got out of his crate and caused a scene!

Animals have been going through it at airports and on airplanes. They’ve been flushed down the toilet by their dumb fuck human after an airline refused to acknowledge them as an emotional support animal and let them on a flight. They’ve suffocated to death in an overhead bin coffin after some dead-hearted piece of trash flight attendant ordered their human to put them in there. So now they’re rising up!

Dawkins, a 10-year-old Rhesus macaque, was a research animal at Boston University. On Monday, Dawkins was on his way to his new home, a primate sanctuary in Cotulla, Texas when he decided that he had enough and broke out of his cage. Dawkins had actually survived an American Airlines flight from Chicago to San Antonio and was waiting to be chauffeured to Cotulla. A rep for San Antonio International Airport told People that Dawkins’ cage somehow opened read: Caesar sneakily let him out on the down-low and he got out. Dawkins didn’t make it far. He was shot with a tranquilizer and passed out. But before the man took him down and imprisoned him again, Dawkins caused a little chaos at the airport. You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation.

A #kens5eyewitness was able to capture this video of the escaped monkey at the San Antonio Airport. The baboon has been contained, SAPD confirmed with KENS 5. pic.twitter.com JOimlyoxtZ

— KENS 5 KENS5 May 21, 2018

Eventually, Dawkins checked into his new home at the Born Free USA sanctuary where he’ll live the rest of his days:

UPDATE: Monkey is from BrownUniversity and is now going to Born Free USA Sanctuary in the San Antonio area. According to their post, it looks like the monkey s name is Dawkins. #kens5eyewitness pic.twitter.com Q986cCtDmk

— Henry RamosTV HenryRamosTV May 21, 2018

Okay, but now that Dawkins has tasted sweet freedom and knows what it’s like to be out of a cage for a minute, he’s going to plot and plan for the day when he finally breaks out with help from Bubbles and the IKEA Monkey and becomes our new overlord. The Rise of the Planet of the Apes is coming and I can’t wait.

Pic: KHOU11

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