Apple missed another chance to make the MacBook Pro great again

Get the Full StoryApple finally updated its MacBook Pros after over a year a lifetime in the computer world without changes.

But as attractive as some of the new features are — faster processors, more RAM and storage configurations, and, err, a quieter keyboard — none of them really leap off Apple's website and make me want to yell, "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

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This isn't a full review of the new MacBook Pros — I haven't seen or used them in person and we'll have one soon enough — but my honest opinion on what Apple's announced. See, although I review consumer tech for a living, I'm still a consumer and vote with my own money. Read more...More about Apple, Macbook, Macbook Pro, Tech Column, and Tech