Night Crumbs
Get the Full StoryBlake Shelton made clumsy hillbilly drunks everywhere proud when he fell during a show and blamed it on lots of booze. Sure, some may say that Blake getting plastered before a show is unprofessional, and to those I say, wouldn’t you rather see his hillbilly ass go boom than listen to him fart out sweet nothings about his undying love for Gwen Stefani? – SOWI have never gotten tingly in the loins for Chris Pine until I saw him driving a wood-paneled station wagon. Chris Pine is the 80s suburban dad of my wet dreams – Lainey Gossip
Strange things are afoot at the offices of whoever is making the decision on what to do with the next Bill & Ted movie – Pajiba
And after this picture was taken, Britney Spears tried to bite her nipple thinking it was a piece of a Slim Jim that fell in there during her dinner break – Drunken Stepfather
The Alien Lizard King with Prince William hair: Would you hit it? – Celebitchy
There’s not enough time in history for Anderson Cooper to bust out enough of his signature eye rolls to accurately portray his feelings about Trump licking Russia’s ass – Towleroad
It’s strange that Gretchen Rossi’s musical masterpiece The Time Is Now didn’t bring in enough money to cover all her bills forever – Reality Tea
Katy Perry’s outfit is what a question mark would look like if it was an outfit – Popoholic
Why did I think Sarah Hyland was Lisa Rinna in a Flashdance wig? – Hollywood Tuna
The MTV VMA nominations are out, and none for you, Taylor Swift – Pitchfork
Annabelle Neilson, who was on Ladies of London and was one of Alexander McQueen’s close friends, has died at 49 – Just Jared
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