Potty-Mouthed Dog Mamas Will Love the Sh t Out of These Profane Pet Products

Get the Full StoryLet's face it: no one knows us as well as our pets do. They know when we sneak into the kitchen for a secret late-night snack after everyone else has gone to bed, they hear our hour-long phone calls b tching about the kids, and most importantly, they know how much we curse. It's truly a good thing that our four-legged family members aren't keeping track of the frequent F-bombs we release every time we have to pick up a big poop.

In honor of all the "sh ts" and "f cks" we utter that our pets let slide, we figured it was only fair for them to get in on the swearing fun, and found some of the coolest, curse-infused pet products on the internet. From "F ck off" bandanas to "I'm an assh le and ran away" collar tags, and everything else in between, these items are sure to make any potty-mouthed pet feel right at home.

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