Afternoon Crumbs
Get the Full StoryJaden Smith declared at a festival hosted by Tyler, The Creator, that Tyler is his motherfucking boyfriend and has been his motherfucking boyfriend his whole life. Um, okay, but I thought that Jaden was already married to the moon and the ethereal thoughts of wisdom that he speaks were actually orgasm streams he lets out while humping his lover I swear I m not on the same shit as Jaden . But if Tyler is Jaden s man, then congrats, and can he please hand his motherfucking boyfriend, a motherfucking Sharpie, because those motherfucking alien-on-meth peroxide brows are terrifying TowleroadHeidi Klum gives her cow milk fetishist fans some fap material Drunken Stepfather
When a cast member from a TLC shit show gets arrested, the TLC casting agent who hired them gets its wings read: a bonus Reality Tea
I see that celebrities brought out their bottom of the barrel ensembles for a bottom of the barrel awards show Celebitchy
Counter: why you SHOULD install your own stripper people because you can get some quick YouTube fame by busting your ass SOW
Just when I was starting to think that it s been much too long like 2 hours since I ve seen Emily RideAJetSki s nalgitas, Emily RideAJetSki s nalgitas pop up Hollywood Tuna
Here s Kat Dennings serving up some big-tittied Morticia Addams eleganza Popoholic
No wonder Michelle Williams doesn t want to fuck her fianc Pajiba
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian supposedly hired private firefighters to save their mansion Just Jared
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