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Get the Full StoryJust when I thought that the Hathahate era was dead and buried, Anne Hathaway just had to bring it back by taking on the role of the Grand High Witch aka the role that will forever belong to Anjelica Huston and Anjelica Huston ALONE in a butchering of the classic The Witches. You know, I need to stop, because Anne Hathaway is perfect for this since she already proved she can terrorize the masses during her Les Miserables Oscar campaign The A.V. Club

Because Anna Wintour loves to torture the people through the cover of Vogue, she might put Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin on the cover Lainey Gossip

Since Disney just has to do a live-action version of all of their cartoon movies, they re doing a live-action Hunchback of Notre Dame. And once they ve done live-action versions of all of their cartoon movies, they re going to do cartoon remakes of their live-action versions, and then they re going to do live-action versions of the cartoon remakes of their live-action versions, and then humanity will end from brains combusting Pajiba

Emmy Rossum is serving French Canadian pop singer on the cover of her debut album in 1991 glamour Popoholic

I ain t afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of all these goddamn Ghostbusters reboots Just Jared

Those greedy Marvel executives better save all their money, because Super Bitch is finally here to put them out of business by starring in his own movie Towleroad

Jabba the Trump will call Stuve Carrol a has-been in 3..2.. SOW

Welcome to the Dickies Bar & Grill, I m Madison, and I ll be your server tonight Drunken Stepfather

If Bella Hadid could move her face, she d probably throw a hate face at her mom s rant about the toxicity of Botox and shit Reality Tea

I m on Team Nobody okay, maybe I m a little on Team Al Roker since he sharted in the White House once Celebitchy

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