Afternoon Crumbs
Get the Full StoryAriana Grande put out a new eardrum-destroy song called 7 Rings working title: Suck On My 7 Diamond-Encrusted Cock Rings, Poor Bitches! , and it samples My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music. Yes, Mary Martin farting out the melody to My Favorite Things would sound better than this mess, but I will give Ariana points for doing herself up like a stripper ram working the day shift of a kitchen ??? in a strip club in Etheria somewhere Just JaredJohn Mayer s body is a wonderland if a wonderland was a midwestern Salvation Army circa 1987 Lainey Gossip
I haven t started watching the third season of True Detective yet, but there s a chance the finale could be messier than that clearance section Sandy Duncan wig on Stephen Dorff s head Pajiba
Steve-O s addiction to the bad shit touched the sewer under the basement under the cellar under the bottom of the barrel when he knowingly snorted coke mixed with HIV-positive blood Towleroad
It took my half-broken eyeballs way too long to realize that chick with Lily-Rose Depp isn t Taylor Swift in a neckbrace made of coffee filters Popoholic
Rita Ora obviously doesn t know true elegance when she sees it, because taking a washcloth to that Blade Runner cholita look should be a crime! Drunken Stepfather
Dina Lohan claims she s not going to hook up with anybody in the Has-Beens And Never-Wases Celebrity Big Brother house because that kind of shit is for kids and she s sort of seeing a dude. Cut to Dina Lohan s dude telling Radar he s done with her after scandalous CBB video comes out of her making out with a bottle of Svedka while giving a hand job to a bottle of Jack Reality Tea
In my heaven, this is what the angels look like OMG Blog
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