Lindsay Lohan Did A 25 Things You Don t Know About Me

Get the Full StorySince the 25 things we know about Lindsay Lohan are basically the words I m A Mess written 25 times she has decided to sit down with Us Weekly and clue people in about a few things that we may not know about her. One thing s for sure, the 26th thing is probably that she s addicted to Twitter and needs to keep her crazy ass off of there for a while.

Recently, Lindsay took some time out from shimmying to promote her reality series Lindsay Lohan s Beach Club which always makes me want to fire whoever came up with that title because it s so basic. The again, this is a show Lindsay s attached to and she s more basic than 1 ply toilet paper. However, of all 25 things she revealed these are the ones that stand out the most.

2. I delete my Instagram at the end of every year for a fresh start.

No, you delete your Instagram every year because you re an insane mess who probably has a rare moment of clarity on December 31 while scrolling through your page like, Oooh girl, why did you post that? -delete- Did my titty slip out in this pic?-delete then you just say Fuck it and delete the whole page to start over. Don t try to give us the enlightened answer, we want the real!

5. My favorite app is Velocity Black.

Oh, there s no surprise there Lindsay since Velocity Black is an app that allows members exclusive access to high end events and experiences. Basically, it s an app for rich douchebags with lots of extra cash to do dumb shit like use a submarine to watch their caviar being scooped from the ocean floor before re-emerging to the surface where a table awaits so you can eat it while it s still fresh. What Lindsay fails to mention is that in those instances she s the one scooping up the caviar, not eating it.

11. I work with SuperYachtsMonaco as a yacht broker.

Oh, is that what yacht girls are called now? Yacht brokers? Good to know!

16. I collect art. I have pieces by Banksy and Mark Ryden.

By collect art I m sure she means I get rich dudes to buy me things so when the cash gets low in a few years I ll have lots of expensive shit on display at my yard sale. You ve got to read between the lines or you ll miss the true meanings.

22. I have over 20,000 pairs of shoes.

Once again, for the yard sale.

25. I loved the book The Honeymoon by Tina Seskis so much that I bought the rights to make a movie, which I ll star in and codirect.

I m sure Tina would be just as flattered with a very nice review on Goodreads because if you take her book and turn it into a movie you re only going to ruin her work with your one-trick-pony style of acting. Just stick to reality TV and Twitter beefs because nobody wants to see you act anymore. Honestly, I didn t think it would be possible but Lindsay comes off kinda real with her answers. Real blah. Real name-droppy and still really annoying as usual.

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