10 Very Reasonable Guesses For What Glossier's New Brand Could Be

Get the Full StoryThis year has already brought us explosive celebrity drama and a go-to hairstyle, and now 2019 is bringing us an entirely new brand called Glossier Play. There's no news yet about what the company has in store, but we've got word from its team that it will launch sometime in March.

In the meantime, we have some ideas of what we think Glossier Play could be:

Sexual wellness products that moisturize your intimate parts

Beauty products for child Instagram bloggers

Pigmented makeup for the gazillion people who weren't born with "Glossier skin"

Makeup-themed chew toys for pet parents

Video games to fill the very empty market for beauty-loving gamers

Vibrators for . . . well, you know

Tinted nail polishes, because why not?

Mini makeup-themed toys, similar to Shopkins

Millennial-pink athleisure embossed with the illustrious Glossier logo

A record label for artists who exclusively wear Glossier

Can't wait until next month? Ahead, you'll find some of our favorite products that are available now.

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