Kylie Jenner Is Still Insisting She s Self-Made
Get the Full StoryEverybody s 2nd least favorite Jr. billionaire Sorry Kylie Jenner, Mark Zuckerberg will always be #1, despite the numbers is still trying to convince the world that every dime she s earned since the age of 15 has been the product of her own blood, sweat, and tears. And I m sure she s right on some level. I have no doubt she s bled manicurist cut her cuticles too short , sweat that time Jordyn Woods trended above her on Twitter and cried see bled and sweat at points during her rise to apodictic powerhouse , as Interview Germany put it in a recent, well, interview. But we re still not buying what she s selling that s Pimp Mama Kris supplying a warehouse hidden on a private island in the Pacific with a billion dollars worth of Kylie Cosmetics .Kylie sat down for about 10 softball questions from Interview Germany. She queefed out such bon mots as I feel like God put me in this position and I would love to just put my phone away and live in the moment and I hope people will remember that I pushed boundaries . You know, real insightful, world shaping stuff. But things got a little more serious when The Interviewer suddenly stood up, walked behind a partition, came back dressed as a dentist with a tray of gruesome implements and simply asked is it safe? . It was time for the hard question.
SD: A lot of people feel like the term self-made is not 100 accurate in your case
KJ: There s really no other word to use other than self-made because that is the truth. That is the category that I fall under. Although, I am a special case because before I started Kylie Cosmetics, I had a huge platform and lots of fans. I did not get money from my parents past the age of 15. I used 100 of my own money to start the company, not a dime in my bank account is inherited and I am very proud of that.
Phew, I can t believe she got out of that one with all her molars intact! Besides, where is the lie? I m sure all her inherited Kardashian Kash has long been transferred into untraceable gold bullion that s kept in an underground bunker under the streets of Z rich.
Pic: Interview Germany via Instagram
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