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For many of us, the Susie Scribbles doll could also be called the Me In The Morning At Work doll, because she looks every layer of A MESS. Shocked eyes looking like they d rather be firmly shut in bed instead of staring at her equally messy co-workers under life-sucking fluorescent lighting of death. Fucked-up hair looking like she partied all night, passed out in the bushes right outside her front door, and didn t even bother taking a brush to that hit-by-a-hurricane rat s nest before going to her job. An outfit looking like she accidentally pulled it out of her pajamas drawer in a rush and didn t even bother looking in the mirror before leaving the house. She looks both wholesome and a wreck. It s like if one of the Tanner girls from Full House partied with the Euphoria teens.

I m talking shit about Susie Scribbles, but the truth is, she had more talent and skills than me! It s the jealousy doing the writing, basically.

There isn t much info on Susie Scribbles, but a forum post on Ghost of the Doll says that Wonderama was her creator and put her on toy shelves in 1987. Susie Scribbles was a doll that sat in a red desk, and the seat of her desk held a place for batteries and a cassette tape player. The cassette tape would play the voice of Susie Scribbles and she d talk while writing on paper put on her desk.

See, a better writer than me, and much, much better spelling. With that being said, if Susie Scribbles eyes weren t so dead, you d probably see a little twinkle in them from her cackling on the inside over how many people she s given a heart attack and sent to the mental hospital from writing UR GONNA DIE on her notepad. But I m sure it was the most beautifully written death threat ever.

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