Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Miley Cyrus Twerking Skills

Get the Full StoryIt s been a while since Miley Cyrus served up a short stack of unlimited pancakes. After she desperately dumped dirt onto Hannah Montana s grave by pressing her butt cheeks against Robin Thicke on stage at the MTV VMAs, she twerked everywhere. But then Miley turned into a gee-tar pluckin country hippie and she retired her butt. Well, hip-hop Miley is back, which means so is her innate desire to twerk again.

Miley posted a couple videos yesterday of herself attempting to bounce that ass in her home gym. Miley dropping it low kind of looks like someone dropping a handful of plastic cutlery at a picnic and watching it scatter everywhere. It looks like the invisible hand of God trying to pull up flooring with a human crowbar. It s So You Think You Can Dance No Really, You Think That s Dancing?

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Can t stop screaming at this iconic moment!!! You re the fweakin queen!!!

A post shared by M C mileysyippie on Jul 18, 2019 at 2:40am PDT

She also invites Britney Spears over for a joint choreography session.

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#PressPlay: #MileyCyrus is really dedicated to having her best Hot Girl Summer!!

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Miley also jumped on the Hot Girl Summer meme bandwagon by tagging Hot Girl Summer creator, rapper Megan Thee Stallion. To be fair, Miley never specifically says she s twerking that s just what we assume she s doing. Maybe she really is having a hot girl summer. Because Miley writhing around on the ground and trying to pop her ass in the air looks a lot like someone who is sneakily trying to scratch an itch caused by wearing your still-damp bikini for too long after visiting the public swimming pool.

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