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Get the Full Story85-year-old Larry King has filed for divorce from 59-year-old Shawn King, his seventh wife of almost 22 years. This is their second time pulling that divorce shit. Larry filed for divorce 9 years ago, but they got back together, and a few years ago she was accused of passing her poon to another. All I can say is that if you re in the L.A. area, you better duck, because everyone s going to be launching their genitals at that multi-millionaire hot piece of cum dust-busting fun now that he s on the market again! Just Jared

WE WILL NEVER BE RID OF THOSE HIDEOUS ASS TINY SUNGLASSES FROM THE 90S NOW THAT THE MATRIX 4 starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann-Moss IS COMING BACK! The A.V. Club

Vh1 renewed both RuPaul s Drag Race and All-Stars for new seasons, and I m guessing that Ornacia finally agreed to grace little All-Stars with her magnificent presence, because that s the only way they d do another one! Lainey Gossip

Fucking neither is the obvious answer, right? Pajiba

Colton Haynes posted an extra serious #MemoryLaneMonday is that a thing? by posting about the time he ended up in the hospital from his addiction to pills Towleroad

I see Bruno Tonioli using his hand to cover the goods because he doesn t want to be responsible for all of us fainting at the sight of it SOW

Either LeAnn Rimes stuck her toes in a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos or the sun is a Brandi Glanville fan Drunken Stepfather

Brian Austin Green wants us all to think that an 18-year-old Megan Fox wanted his ass bad, and yes, we ve all seen that Pringles can dick, but really, David Silver? Celebitchy

Somewhere a granny is without her favorite crocheted freakum panties Popoholic

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