Open Post: Hosted By A Sasquatch Sighting!

Get the Full StoryNothing s more entertaining than watching dudes on night vision traipsing through the wilderness on one of your lesser cable networks, trying to catch a glimpse of the elusive Sasquatach Bigfoot Yeti Abominable This-Shit-Is-Fake-Man, what have you. And not since the infamous Paterson-Gimlin film have we had such a clear picture of Sasquatch! I m kidding that s some dude in snowsuit taking a shortcut? Does Bigfoot wear a hoodie? Thoughts?

Huffpost reports that the Washington State Department of Transportation posted these shots of what they think is a Sasquatch going about his day off a highway at Sherman Pass, in the state s remote northeastern corner.

Sasquatch spotted!!! I m not superstitious just a little stitious. Have you noticed something strange on our Sherman Pass SR 20 webcam before? If you look closely by the tree on the left there looks to be something might be Sasquatch We will leave that up to you! pic.twitter.com RaDGqQdEUF

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Aren t Sasquatches supposed to be big, tall Cro-Magnon bear types? Are there petite Sasquatches? This looks like Sasquatch s low-key, milquetoast uncle.

Pic: Twitter

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