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The other day, my brain nearly malfunctioned well, nearly malfunctioned more than usual, okay? when I tried to remember an extremely annoying game that I played at a friend s house back in olden times. The only thing I remembered is that it involved marbles, and it s partly the reason why today I say, The fuck did you just say? , several times a day, because it cost me some hearing. It was louder than an anal cat orgy in an echo chamber. So it s fitting that the mess of a game was called Cat s Eye.

I thought Cat s Eye came from the magical world of the 1980s, but BoardGameGeek says it actually came out in 1978. It was like the pussy version of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Each player picked a color, and you dumped all the marbles in the center bowl thing. And when the game started, each play furiously pressed that yellow button and out came several colored marbles, and you grabbed your color, put it on your cat board, and pressed the yellow button again for more marbles to come out. The black marble went on the cat s eye. The first player to complete their entire board and yell cat s eye! won.

I m not sure why any parent would willingly buy that game since the sound of all those marbles banging around probably made them lose their own marbles. And while trying to forget the sound of that game as they lay in bed at night, parents probably wished for that troll from Cat s Eye the movie to come along and put them out of their misery by sucking the life out of them.

Pics: BoardGameGeek, eBay

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