Hot Slut Of The Day!Get the Full StoryJennie Stejna, the centenarian who celebrated beating coronavirus ass by sipping on a Bud Light!
The elderly make up most of coronavirus deaths in this country, so when 103-year-old Jennie Stejna caught it at her nursing home in Wilbraham, Massachusetts, her family thought it was only a matter of time before she was going to take a cloud ride up to the afterword to see Jesus. But Jennie slathered her face with Werther s Original-scented grease, put razors in her hair, and tussled with coronavirus until she beat that bitch down. And afterward, she celebrated with a cold one!
Jennie s granddaughter Shelley Gunn tells Wicked Local that three weeks ago, Jennie came down with a low-grade fever and after she was the first resident of her nursing home to test positive for COVID-19, she was moved into a separate ward. Jennie got sicker and sicker, and Shelley actually called her to say her final goodbye. As Jennie got sicker, she readied herself to check out of this bitch, and when asked if she was ready to go to heaven, she said, Hell yes! But Shelley s husband Adam says that a couple of weeks ago, they were told she made a full recovery and took coronavirus down.
This feisty old Polish grandmother of ours officially beat the coronavirus, Adam said.
We re truly very thankful, Gunn said.
The nursing home let Jennie celebrate her coronavirus takedown victory with a beer, which she hadn t had in a while. TMZ got a video of Great Great Memaw Jennie guzzling down a Bud and loving how cold it was:
Now is not the time for me to side-eye Great Great Memaw Jennie for her taste in beer. But I hope that Bud Light does the same thing for its queen Jennie that Coors Light did for its queen Olive. They better send Jennie a bunch of free beers. And it better be cold because that s how the Bud Light Queen likes it!
Pic: Adam Gunn