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Get the Full StoryMegan Fox posted a picture on Instagram of her current piece Machine Gun Kelly and called him an Achingly Beautiful Boy. Okay, when she posted that, a medical team should ve parachuted in since she s obviously suffering from stage 10 dickmatization and is suffering from it in a bad way. But instead of calling in an optometrist and a priest who specializes in coochie exorcism, her estranged husband Brian Austin Green mocked her by posting a picture of his three children with her and his son with Vanessa Marcil and he used the same achingly beautiful caption. While I m sure Megan isn t laughing at BAG using their kids to get at her, I m sure her lawyer is laughing at the thought of using this against him in their inevitable divorce fight Just JaredMiley Cyrus is putting out new music soon, and judging by that clip she posted, her tongue of terror is back and she now looks like a 90s Lori Petty on E Lainey Gossip
Not pictured: the seagulls, dolphins, and fish rolling their eyes at Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas latest kiss and canoodle show for the paps Celebitchy
Lilly Wachowski calls The Matrix a trans allegory Towleroad
For a second there, I thought some really long pubes were poking out of the top side of Hilary Duff s bikini bottom Popoholic
Because Trump keeps using Rockin In The Free World, while not listening to the lyrics, Neil Young has had it and is suing a trick BBC News
That looks like a look-for-less Gozer and now I really want to see Raised By Wolves on HBO Max Pajiba
Every human was probably scratched to death after taking these pictures but at least they gifted the world with true beauty before going out OMG Blog
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