Alec Baldwin Says His Wife Hilaria Baldwin Is A Baby Collector And That She Still Wants To Try For A Girl

Get the Full StoryAlec Baldwin recently went on The Ellen Degeneres Show hey, where are you going? Come back! I need to tell you about how Alec told Ellen DeGeneres that his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, is a baby hoarder and wants to keep procreating until she has another girl, but if he has any say in the matter which he should, since it s his dick and all , she s going to have to get a different husband. See, no assholes here. Just jokes and LOLs at the expense of the five children they already have together and Ireland Baldwin, who knows what she did.

According to Closer Weekly personally I m looking to renew my subscription to That s Close Enough, Thanks Quarterly , Alec chatted with Ellen yesterday, offering her support as she tackles these patches of white water which is basically him saying welcome to League of Extraordinary Jerks. Later, Hilaria joined them and he introduced the audience to Eduardo, their 9-day-old son who previously made his international debut on Instagram sucking on a titty. Since Alec and Hilaria weren t in the studio with Ellen, their side of the interview was done from their home in the Hamptons.

I m not gonna keep trying, Alec, 62, teased during an episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday, September 23. I m done trying.

Even though the married couple so badly want another daughter, Alec teased they re going to find a guy who the yoga guru, 36, can have a baby girl with.

My wife s gonna get remarried, he hilariously dished as host Ellen DeGeneres burst into laughter. She s going to marry a guy who produces a girl.

Great, it s not like our society s fixation on gender hasn t caused enough problems as it is. Alec went on to describe Hilaria as a collector which is very creepy if you ve ever read the great 1963 horror novel, The Collector, by John Fowles or the movie adaptation starring Terence Stamp . He collected females too!

While the Golden Globe winner is quite content as a dad of six, he insisted Hilaria is the one who loves adding to their brood. I tell people my wife is a collector, he quipped. People collect cars, people collect watches, artwork. My wife collects babies she likes babies.

Alec humorously continued, When the baby gets to be three years old and they re not vending machines of joy that you get used to, we look at each other and say, Time to have another baby!

Hilaria s all, ew, this baby had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and verbalize its emotions, threw a toy at me and then ran away. I think it s defective like all the others. Time for a new one!

Here s the clip.

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