Open Post: Hosted By A Beary Scary Wake Up Call
Get the Full StoryI ve been on the receiving end of some pretty rude awakenings in my time car alarms, earthquakes, a dick pressed up against my ass, a cat slapping me across the face with the claws extended, and the like. But never have I ever been awakened from a pool-side nap by a fucking bear tickling my feet as recently happened to Massachusetts man named Matt Bete, according to People. And I m talking about an actual bear of the ursine variety because I m sure it s happened before to plenty of people at the annual Lazy Bear Week in Guerneville, California.People reports:
On Saturday, Sept. 12, Matt Bete got a memorable shock when he woke up to a wandering wild bear nudging his foot while lounging at a pool in Greenfield, Massachusetts. The close-call encounter was captured on surveillance footage, and shared by Dawn Bete on Facebook the next day.
Matt was a little startled yesterday while taking a rest by the pool, wrote Dawn.
In the clip, as Matt remained asleep and soaking up the sun, the bear snooped around the backyard, taking a few sips from the in-ground pool.
The animal then investigated the area further, leading him to Matt. Sniffing the human s shoe, the bear soon decided to nudge the man s right foot, waking him up. As Matt sat up in shock, the bear quickly bolted away, just as spooked as Matt.
Here s the video from the surveillance camera.
He was so gentle! I was afraid it was going to be like the time that camp counselor woke up to a crunching sound because his head was inside a bears mouth. This poor little guy was probably just lonely and lost. I hope he finds the right pool by next season.
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