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Get the Full StoryAs part of their COVID-19 precautions, the cast of Riverdale has been gargling with mouthwash before sucking each other s faces in a scene. Errr did they not do this before coronavirus? Nasty little germ-swapping fucks! I mean, everyone I kiss gargles with mouthwash beforehand . and afterward they gargle with a mixture of Fungicide, Clorox, and holy water Pajiba

You better piss on an e.p.t. today because it looks like everyone s got a pandemic baby in their womb including Mandy Moore E! News

PAGING Ana de Armas! PAGING Ana de Armas! You better be in the planning stages of a pap stroll event where Ben Affleck proposes to you as you hold onto the ultrasound scan showing the BenAna fetus in your womb because Katie Holmes and WhatsHisName are showing you up! Lainey Gossip

During an interview with Tickled Pink s mom, Hilary Duff said she was repulsed to drink a shake which had a piece of her placenta in it. Hilary did go out on a date with Shia LaBeouf once so saying she s repulsed by a placenta shake is saying a lot OMG Blog

Leak some shit to Us Weekly about how Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston don t want to milk their friendly exes dynamic! is probably what some publicist said to their assistant right before coming up with more ways to milk Brad and Jen s friendly execs dynamic Celebitchy

Bow Wow is somebody s father now Just Jared

Pepaws everywhere are weeping because Alan Arkin is out of The Kominsky Method after two seasons SOW

It looks like Olivia Munn is a late-in-life discoverer of the understated glamour of Wet N Wild Popoholic

Jonathan Bennett aka Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls , who is openly gay, will star in Hallmark s first big gay Christmas movie Towleroad

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