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In 2002, Keurig, the makers of Dr. Pepper, decided to give it its own spin-off with Red Fusion. It was the first child of Dr. Pepper in Dr. Pepper s 122-year history. Well, there s a very good reason why you can t get Red Fusion in your grocery store today, and that s because after just two years, it tanked and was sent to the sodie cemetery. The American people just did not want a soda whose product design looked like blood clots, I guess. Speak for yourself! Armie Hammer.

Red Fusion was a red soda that was cherry-flavored Dr. Pepper, basically. So it was like the soda child of Dr. Pepper and Cheerwine. It made its soda section debut in 2002 and was discontinued in 2004. Here s a Red Fusion commercial that is very, very early-aughts:

I never had Red Fusion before, but I can try to make my own if I ever decide to face a germ-covered soda fountain again. And yes, I ll be the one, standing in front of it, methodically making and tasting my way to the perfect cherry-flavored Dr. Pepper concoction as someone stands behind me like, This slow bitch...

Pic: Keurig Dr Pepper

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