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This video of a sloth treating a deadly anaconda like ground is from 2019, but after seeing it for the first time at Pajiba, I knew I had to pay tribute to this IDGAF legend. That sloth doesn t care that a deadly creature who can swallow it whole and not in a sexy way is in its path. This sloth has got things to do, so it became Ludacris and pulled a subtle Move bitch, get out the way on an anaconda.

The video was taken by photographer Quin Schrock in the rainforest of Peru. The video shows a sloth making its way through the jungle when it comes across an annoying obstacle in the form of an anaconda. Actually, I shouldn t say obstacle because the anaconda is really no obstacle for this sloth. The sloth is crawling along when it just so happens to put its claw on an anaconda. Sloth no care about that and keeps on crawling as the anaconda makes the correct decision to banish itself out of the sloth s way! In this little movie, the sloth is playing the role of me no offense to that sloth and the anaconda is playing the role of good decisions.

It seems like the sloth doesn t even really know the anaconda is there. Maybe the sloth was too hungover to notice the anaconda while making its way home. No, that sloth is moving way too damn fast to be hungover. That sloth is obviously going to meet up with a booty call. It s moving at on my way to get some sloth ass levels of speed. Let s go with that. It is National Horny Day, after all.

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