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Get the Full StoryAfter Scarlett Johansson filed a breach of contract lawsuit against Disney for fucking with her bonuses by releasing Black Widow onto its streaming service, fellow Asian movie star Emma Stone is reportedly also thinking about suing a certain mousy bitch too since Cruella was also released onto Disney . And just like that, my new favorite Disney movie is the one where Black Widow and Cruella team up to jump Mickey s ass behind Cindrella s castle Just Jared

Ben Affleck supposedly wants to protect what he and Jennifer Lopez have, which should warm the frostbitten hearts of us tricks who love ridiculousness since he wants to protect the sanctity of the STUNT QUEEN couple and also keep the paparazzi industry alive! Celebitchy

Bob Odenkirk has spoken out after he caused many to bite their fingernails right the hell off when it was reported that he collapsed on the set of Better Call Saul. Bob said he had a little heart attack and thanked all the doctors who fixed him up SOW

Madonna is the latest to grab a paddle and spank DaBaby for goo goo gaga-ing out a shit river of homophobic stupidity OMG Blog

My thoughts about the Turner and Hooch reboot starring Josh Peck are best expressed through the face of the dog actor who plays Hooch. That dog actor is obviously thinking, I need to call the ASPCA on my owner for dragging me into this crap. Pajiba

T.J. Miller is off the hook for making a fake bomb threat and he has his past brain surgery to thank for that Variety

There s a chance that Cuba Gooding, Jr. may have to show his rape accuser the money if he keeps ignoring her lawsuit against him HuffPo

For a millisecond there, I thought Elle Fanning went full 90s pop-punk by getting a star tattooed on her face Popoholic

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