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Get the Full StoryParamount is still going through with stretching out Fatal Attraction into a whole damn series starring Lizzy Caplan in the Glenn Close role of Alex Forrest. And now Joshua Jackson has been cast in a pivotal part. No, he s not playing the bunny. Lizzy Caplan will be screaming, I will not be ignored, Pacey! , because Joshua is playing the object of her obsession. And if Joshua needs tips on what it s like to get into a messy affair, I guess he can always ask his ex, allegedly Just Jared

Mars Wrigley has decided that the sexy hot green M&M s boots were made for walking out the exit door because they have replaced them with sneakers and replaced the brown M&M s heels with kitten heels in a redesign to move the characters who are fucking candy into a progressive world Not The Onion

In keeping with her brand, Jana Kramer is TMI-ing about her new man Celebitchy

Steve Harvey jokes that Michael B. Jordan wants to be their son-in-law, and err, more like Steve Harvey really wants to be Michael B. Jordan s father-in-law see: the Christmas gift that MBJ gave him Lainey Gossip

Adam Rippon, who yes, is standing on a stool in that pic, got married to his man Jussi-Pekka Kajaala on New Year s Eve Towleroad

Movie theaters playing The Batman are going to have to put bedpans under every seat because that shit s going to be 2 hours and 47 minutes long without credits and previews Variety

Sit back and allow Bill Murray to serenade SOW