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Get the Full StoryMr. Happy Face, the current reigning World s Ugliest Dog grand champion!It s a long-standing tradition here at Dlisted to pay tribute to the gorgeously gorgeous being who wins the yearly World s Ugliest Dog pageant see: here, here, here, etc and this year is no exception! So please, bow down to the ironically-named Mr. Happy Face who now holds the illustrious title of the World s Ugliest Dog. I also need to send Mr. Happy Face a thank you basket full of Pupperonis for giving me the perfect thing to show people when they ask how I m doing. Whenever someone asks, How s your day going? , I m going to pull up that picture of Mr. Happy Face giving us a perfect fuck my life, fuck this world face. I mean, his face says it all and then some!
Yes, a bloodhound made bloodhound history by winning Best in Show at Westminster last week, but his win was easily overshadowed by Mr. Happy Face who won a much, much, much, much more prestigious title. Coronavirus has ruined everything including the World s Ugliest Dog contest. Because of that demonic piece of Satanic trash known as COVID-19, the World s Ugliest Dog competition didn t happen in 2020 and 2021. So for two whole years, the ugly dogs which don t exist since most dogs are beautiful angels of the world didn t have a leader. Scamp the Tramp was the last winner in 2019 and he has now passed the ugly crown to Mr. Happy Face!
Today says that at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, CA on Friday, Mr. Happy Face, a 17-year-old hairless Chinese crested-Chihuahua mix from Arizona, gave the Chinese cresteds another World s Ugliest Dog win. Mr. Happy Face beat out beauties from all over the world including a Pekingese named Wild Thang who got runner-up. Mr. Happy Face has only been with his human, Janeda Banelly, for less than a year. Janeda adopted him last August after he was rescued from a hoarding situation. When Janeda first adopted him, she was told that he d only be with her for a month before going off to heaven because of his age and health woes. But Mr. Happy Face has shit on the odds and is now an award-winning beauty king!
Banelly said that she was told that Mr. Happy Face would only have around a month to live because he was an old dog who needed lifelong medication.
He also suffered from tumors and multiple conditions and could have possibly been inbred.
Banelly knew the challenges that she would have to face if she brought Mr. Happy Face home. Still, she decided to love him to the best of her abilities.
He was the happiest creature that I had ever met, she said. He hobbled up to me and chose me. I vowed that day, he would be so loved that he would never remember how awful his previous life had been.
Here s Mr. Happy Face looking extra happy yup, that s his happy face as he was crowned the World s Ugliest Dog:
And here s Mr. Happy Face bringing some much-needed charisma and beauty to Today this morning. When Today s staffers heard that they were going to get a visit from the World s Ugliest Dog, they probably thought, Matt Lauer is coming back? So I m sure they were extremely pleasantly surprised when Mr. Happy Face showed up instead.
Here s hoping that Mr. Happy Face lives for 17 more years and wins 17 more World s Ugliest Dog titles. Although, maybe the next time they crown him, they can crown him from the comfort of his own bed at home. Because Mr. Happy Face was obviously over it before it even began!
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