Open Post: Hosted By The Cast Of “American Crime Story’s” Versace Season
Get the Full StoryIf you’ve been following the making of Ryan Murphy’s latest bewigged dramatic extravaganza, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, then you’ve probably already seen Darren Criss Andrew Cunan , Edgar Ramirez Gianni Versace , Penelope Cruz Donatella Versace and Ricky Martin Gianni’s partner Antonio D’Amico in character. But Entertainment Weekly got the first official picture of all of them together. That cover is a tacky, opulent 90s fever dream of Day-Glo messiness, and yes I’m going to force my family to recreate it for our 2017 Christmas card, and we don’t even do family Christmas cards! And yes, hair will be pulled and faces will be scratched as we fight over who gets to be the “Donatella.”ACS’ Versace season, which doesn’t start airing on FX until early next year, is based on the book Vulgar Favors by Maureen Orth. I read Vulgar Favors and Maureen barely writes about Donatella, so I’m not totally sure why she’s a huge character in ACS, but I’m not going to complain. I really want to start off 2018 but taking in the sight and sounds of Penelope Cruz throwing a glass of champagne at a minion while cursing at them in Italian with a Spanish accent. I still don’t even care that the popped pimple on my right nip looks more like Donatella than Penelope does. She looks more like a pissed off and miniaturized Holly Madison.
And well, even if the second season of ACS turns out to be a mess, at least there will be a scene where a Versayce speedo-wearing Ricky Martin rubs his nipples all over Edgar Ramirez. I hope there is. Ryan Murphy, don’t let me or my loins down!
. Ricky_Martin is in exclusive new photos from 'The Assassination of Gianni Versace: #AmericanCrimeStory': https: t.co QXLVTcGaax pic.twitter.com BVLvwB2aaQ
— Entertainment Weekly EW June 21, 2017
Pics: Alexei Hay Entertainment Weekly
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