Kate Hudson Triggered Twitter By Saying That A C-Section Is The Laziest Thing She’s DoneGet the Full StoryYou know those inane 25 Things You Never Knew About questionnaires they have in the glossy mags that are super dumb but you read them while you re pooping since it s better than thinking about how weird pooping is? Well, Kate Hudson was recently featured in one of those for a Cosmopolitan cover story and it blew up in her face. Sandwiched between the prompts The last photo I took on my phone and My me-time rituals lay a hidden bomb. A question so probing, so searing in its search for profound truth that it gets to the core of what it means to be human: “The laziest thing I ve ever done“. Kate s Answer? “Have a C-section!“.
Tick. Tock. POW motherfuckers!
Not surprisingly, Kate s cavalier answer ignited a #tweetnado of angry moms who took umbrage with her response. Suddenly banal, innocuous Kate Hudson has become enemy #1 of the womb cartel bear with me, I m catching up on S1 of Narcos . This bish better watch her back!
Dear #KateHudsonHaving a C-Section is far from lazy, ok? pic.twitter.com DcjmJbi6i0
— Mrs SuchACoolChick September 4, 2017
Apparently Kate Hudson said that having a C-section is the laziest thing she has ever done so she can go fuck herself #girlbye
— jordan johnson jtrouttt September 9, 2017
I have a friend, let s call her Martha . Her nickname is The Worst. She s got a big mouth on her and is flagrantly tactless but also hilarious and we love her very much. Martha talks about her c-section like it was her best spa day of all time, any chance she gets. Martha will never be famous so it s OK. We just roll our eyes and say oh, Martha! You re the worst! because Martha is a regular like you and me. But Kate should have known better. Cosmo will lead you down the primrose path and then splatter you with an AK47 while your back is turned, spraying pink blood and cutesy-cursive font entrails all over the walls.
I m sure Kate put ZERO thought into her answer but you can bet she s going to have to come to the table and negotiate some sort of apology that proves she s aware of the issues, and that she made a choice for herself and of course a c-section shouldn t be taken lightly and yes the decision to have one is very difficult for some women yada, yada, yada. After which it will probably blow over and we can all go back to pooping in peace and not really thinking about Kate Hudson.
Here’s Kate’s bald head on the set of Sisters which is being directed by Sia!
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