Open Posted: Hosted By The Shark That Scared Mariah Carey

Get the Full StoryThe best part of The Meg was Jason Statham shirtless and or in a very snug wetsuit. But the movie would have been SO MUCH better if this had been the actual storyline. People reports that Mariah Carey “Mimi” to her friends, lovers, and lambs was trying to have what was probably her 3,000th vacation this summer on a yacht when a finny friend swam up to say hello. Instead of saying hi to Mr. Shark and going on about her luxury, Mimi waxed overly dramatic and began filming her visitor for Instagram. Jesus, it’s not like she had to go in a shark cage or something. You really can’t wear stilettos in a shark cage. Safety first.

I’m upset!!!

A post shared by Mariah Carey mariahcarey on Aug 17, 2018 at 12:07pm PDT

What Mimi isn’t realizing is that one of her children probably bypassed the parental controls she put on their tablets after the dog incident and ordered that shark as a yacht pet. Sharks as rich people pets are a big deal right now

Pic: Instagram

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