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Get the Full StoryThe Triangle Highlighter!The triangle highlighter still exists today and since it s still a symbol of executive opulence, it can only be found in the most exclusive of stores read: collecting dust in a bowl on the receptionist s desk of a car dealership that ordered a bunch with their logo on it decades ago and can t give them away! . And in the 80s, I thought the triangle highlighter was so NOW and was the future of highlighters. And if the future of highlighters is that highlighters would be stamped with the logo of some bank and given out as a gift for opening up a new savings account, I was right!
The triangle highlighter is three highlighters in one! There s no need to carry around a heavy ass yellow highlighter, a heavy ass green highlighter, AND a heavy ass pink highlighter when you could just carry around the extremely light and versatile trilighter, which is the Wilson Phillips of highlighters because it has triple the power!
The truth is, that the triangle highlighter is kind of awkward to use and you got maybe five highlighter swipes out of each color before that shit dried up faster than coochies when looking at a picture of a Trump son. But it s not about function with the triangle highlighter, it s about style. I mean, there s a very good reason why it sort of kind of looks like a ninja star. Because when you pull one out, hos around you automatically get struck by the impressiveness of it all and fall back.
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