Open Post: Hosted By The Lady Gaga-Themed Oreos

Get the Full StoryLady Gaga saw Tom Hiddleston s weird and random commercial for Centrum vitamins and raised him a random pairing with Oreo of all things. Gaga s last album Chromatica came out in May, but hey, a check is a check, and it s never too late to milk that album for more cash, and this time she sweetened the milk, added ten loads of preservatives, stuffed it between two pink golden cookies, and are selling them with Oreo.

Chromatica has a song on it called Sour Candy, so you d think Gaga would get together with Sour Patch Kids and put out some Mighty Morphing Raver-looking Sour Patch Kids, but I guess Oreo waved the bigger check at her. Because People says that starting in January, Gaga s Oreos will be sold in a six-pack, and the full-size one will be sold later on. Oreo is doing all sorts of shit to promote this new random union, including creating a fan club called the Lady Gaga x Oreo Stan Club, pledging money to Gaga s non-profit the Born This Way Foundation, and launching Sing It With Oreo, which allows fans to send Oreograms to friends for a chance to win Gaga stuff and meet her. Gaga said these words about her new ugly ass ChromOreos:

This collab is inspired by the world of Chromatica, where kindness rules all things, said Lady Gaga. I love these pink cookies with green creme, and hope they brighten your day as much as they do mine!

Gaga also posted this video of her dog Koji wondering what the hell that shit is:

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It looks like Slimer creampied those cookies, but even if they were filled with Slimer s jizz and Gaga put her name on it, her Little Monsters would still eat them up, literally. Her Little Monsters are rabid enough, so fill them up with tons of sugar and watch out. Why do I have a feeling that some of Oreo s competitors like the Keebler Elves are about to get a bunch of crazed death threats?

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