Scarlett Johansson has just given us all our next word salad one-liner to get out of annoying commitments
Get the Full StoryThere is nothing on this Earth that can grant endorphin hits quite as potently as canceled plans. We all know the cycle agree to Friday plans on a Wednesday, only for Friday to roll around and catch you in a mood unfit for social interaction. You rattle off real and imagined inconveniences as excuses, only for your friend to assure you that they can remedy them. The nerve of some people! In any case, if you re in the market for one of the deadliest verbal WMSWs weapons of mass social withdrawal in history, look no further than one Scarlett Johansson, whose strategy for dealing with unwanted selfie-hunters has quickly become one of her finest contributions to society this side of Marriage Story. Scarlett Johansson explains why she refuses to take photos with fans in public. It really offends a lot of people. It doesn t mean I m not appreciative, of course, that people are fans, or happy to see me. But I always say to people, I m not working. And that means I don t pic.twitter.com oNyinxOKkj Variety Variety March 11, 2025 Per a recent cover interview with InStyle, Johansson mused on the sacrifice of privacy one must make as a famous person, later explaining her personal policy on taking photos with fans whenever she isn t working. As you can imagine, it s a no exceptions sort of policy. It really offends a lot of people. It doesn t mean I m not appreciative, of course, that people are fans, or happy to see me. But I always say to people, I m not working. And that means I don t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you. I m doing my own thing. But it was that penultimate sentence that caused the denizens of the website formerly known as Twitter to fall in love with the actress in a whole new way. "I don t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you." is entering my lexicon, shes a genius actually https: t.co Pk3f7BEnLs wes mannmiami March 12, 2025 The phrase is indeed a Swiss Army Knife of a boundary-setter. Want to tell someone what you really think of them? I don t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you. Need to put your foot down on a now-undesirable social commitment? I don t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you. Looking to prey upon a stranger s insecurities in the most surreal way possible? Hit em with the good ol IDWTBIABITTAPWY before marching away. Will be using I don t want to be identified as being in this time and place with you for the foreseeable future https: t.co NH223jrZoN lauren babybluelune March 12, 2025 Frankly, good on Johansson for sticking so rigorously to this policy. It may offend selfie-happy hopefuls, but there s something to be said about how we ve allowed the phenomenon of celebrity to fuel a culture of parasocial brain rot. Johansson s policy challenges this. I don t want to be identified in this time and place with you is instantly going into my Rolodex of ruthless insults. https: t.co BZ7lA9lytQ Dustin Putman DustinPutman March 11, 2025 Suffice to say she probably has to exercise this policy on a frequent basis. Johansson currently stands as the most lucrative actress of all time, with her films having grossed 15.4 billion due in no small part to her time as Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe . Only one performer has a higher box office total, and that s Johansson s fellow MCU legacy figure Samuel L. Jackson whose combined box office gross stands at a whopping 27 billion . Indeed, Johansson s everpresence in the blockbuster scene means there s probably no shortage of fans to fend off, and her reach is only getting bigger. She ll be stepping into the Jurassic World franchise this summer at the behest of Jurassic World Rebirth, all while continuing her new era as a Wes Anderson regular with The Phoenician Scheme, due later this spring. Elsewhere, she ll soon be making her directorial debut with the June Squibb-led Eleanor the Great. That has yet to receive a release date, despite filming having wrapped in April 2024.Share: